• tumblr user: OH MY FUCKIGN GOD I CANT STAND HOW DO I RELATE TO THIS FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT I CANT OH MY GOD HOW CAN I FEEL EXACTLY WHAT THIS THING IS PORTRAYING OH MY FUCK WHAT THE HELL FUCK YOU TUMBLR YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE
  • me: chill
Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

3 hours ago · 138,677 notes 

Surviving my first night at college. My roommate works until 2:30 AM at night so let’s see how that works but for now I think i really like it here. The view of minneapolis from my dorm window is unexplainable and the people are nice and some of the boys are cute and some of THOSE boys are also nice and funny. I think I’ll be okay

3 hours ago · 2 notes 

Anonymous: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

-bob

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"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm."Anita Krizzan  (via thatkindofwoman)

6 hours ago · 26,275 notes 

barthvader:

omgitsnils:

gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

Ew no, yes.

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6 hours ago · 29,736 notes 

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

6 hours ago · 519,854 notes