realbookofmorgan:

I’m the female version of a fuck boy 

2 hours ago · 196 notes 

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

2 hours ago · 24,351 notes 

"Consider that you radiate. At all times. Consider that what you’re feeling right now is rippling outward into a field of is-ness that anyone can dip their oar into. You are felt. You are heard. You are seen. If you were not here, the world would be different. Because of your presence, the universe is expanding."

Danielle LaPorte   

(via relax-be-breathe)


2 hours ago · 16,857 notes 

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

2 hours ago · 68,297 notes 

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

2 hours ago · 113,500 notes 

jamesdean33: Whenever you start handing out applications for people to be your bf or anything cool like that, I'll take one :p

Hahahaha omg well that positions almost taken right now but as soon as there’s an opening i’ll let ya know

-bob

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda